Andrew

probably will play Genshin Impact until retirement

Quandover Dingleonomous clone made in China

acts naughty during christmas to eat the coal they get in their stockings

person 1: is that Andrew?

person 2: Not exactly also fuck you

by Chink of the century May 24, 2022

andrew

not cool guy

person 1: andrew's ugly
person 2:ikr

by onlybobsimp May 24, 2022

Andrew Garfield

When a famous person says they "have no idea" when asked about an upcoming project they are related to.

"Hayden Christensen was pulling an Andrew Garfield when he says he doesn't know anything about the Ahsoka TV series"

by iloveotters_ May 26, 2022

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

andrew

Andrew wears Hawaiian shirts.

hey Andrew, why do you keep wearing hawaiian shirts?

by Horselvr2006 May 30, 2022

Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith is an absolute stallion who gets all of the girls. He bangs anything that moves including " pigs sheep girls guys minors old single ladies and much more. Andrew Smith is also a legendary friend who loves to rap along to lil pump songs. Andrew beats his slaves very harshly when they talk back to him. He also only feeds the children in his basement only once a week. He tends to only eat bagels covered with the blood of orphans. Andrew is an extremely good friend that is extremely skinny and is white as slenderman. He often spends his free time sniffing the hair of minors and makes them give his 18 year old rear end a foot massage.

Andrew Smith means racism.

by Sir game and watch June 1, 2022

Andrew Garfield

To try to admit you're not involved in an upcoming movie or series by obviously admitting it

Interviewer: Will you be playing this role in the next movie.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.

by Xava67 June 1, 2022