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Alabama rebound

When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.
*somewhere in Alabama*

Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!

*sister walks in*

Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!
by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021
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White Alabama roll tide

The action of where a man has his tip tied or sealed while he ejaculates multiple times, then when a woman is lactating the main ejaculates again while releasing the rest of his semen on the woman's chest while she is lactating in an up and down motion resembling a white wave while yelling roll tide.
Yeah I gave my cousin a white Alabama roll tide last night.
by Xyazo_cuk January 16, 2026
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Alabama spit roast

When you 2 guys are bang a woman and they both finish in her ass and then arm wrestle the looser drinks their cum from her ass
JED AND TED HAD AN ALABAMA SPIT ROAST WITH JENNIFER AND TED LOST 😳
by Lmao life January 17, 2026
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Alabama

A state in the U.S with a shitty education, a population 5.16 million people and like 5 last names among each of them. Rather than a family tree, think of it more like a family wreath. It's also notoriously hard for police to find dental records there since nobody who is from Alabama has teeth. If I had to guess, it's probably because they lick republican boots so hard that they don't even know what food tastes like anymore. Only the tastes of different leathers and rubbers across different manufacturers.
Alabama sucks hard
by all-hail-cthulhu February 4, 2026
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