a dirty clarrie is when your in bed with a girl and then she whips out an oiled up cricket bat and starts ramming it up your ass aggressively until the end goes brown. and then you shove it in the significant others mouth giving them internal splinters
by anonymous February 17, 2025
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A dirty buckle also on occasion may have sex with a shoe, although never with Velcro shoes as that would be a ‘Velcro bandit’
A dirty buckle also on occasion may have sex with a shoe, although never with Velcro shoes as that would be a ‘Velcro bandit’
by Bruhbruhbruh117 February 17, 2025
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by anonymous February 17, 2025
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by Tom Board February 18, 2025
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Get the Dirty Sairish mug.When you get your friend to stuff a pair of pillowcases or towels up his shirt so it appears he has breasts, then motorboat him. Usually done during games of Truth or Dare.
by Certifiedstupid February 18, 2025
Get the Dirty Daniel mug.A man who dreams and fantasises about sh*tt*ng while suckling on the man b**bs by a man named jimmy another fantasy that is very common is the act of forcing himself on to people named James while they fist his ass with a hulk fist and he bleeds heavily.
by Yes_king69 February 18, 2025
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