Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

dick

something small in between your legs

damn bro your dick is so small

by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
🍆✨🐱🏳️ 🌈🍆🏳️ 🌈✨🍆🐱✨🍪🍦🦄🍨🍧🍦🌈🍑🍿🦄💕🍑🌈🦄💕🍿🌈🍨💕🍦✨🍿✨🍧✨🍦✨✨🍦✨🦄💕🍪🍪🍨🐱🍆🌈🍪🍧🍪🍪🍨🐱🌈🐱🍨🐱🌈✨🍨🍿🌈✨🦄🍪🌹♥️🌹♥️🌹🌹🌹

"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"

by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021

big dick lex

Big Dick Lex. She's not gay, she's big dick lex.

"BIG DICK LEXIIIII"
" Wow, what a big dick Lex."

by bottyholenickgurr November 24, 2021

Junior's dick

Is the best dick a girl can get super long and makes the girl feel like she is in heaven

Junior's dick is perfect

by Jasmine292828 November 24, 2021

DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect

After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024