jarvis dick suck

when a girl is sucking your dick and she straight up turns into iron man

"Ayo bro my girlfriend gave me the jarvis dick suck"
"Dude what get out of my house who are you"

by enter186here March 25, 2025

El Primeru Dick Suckero

El Primeru Dick Suckero

El Primeru Dick Suckero

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

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haileys dick is real!!!!!!!

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by hailley the great mann March 27, 2025

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

dick

something small in between your legs

damn bro your dick is so small

by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021