Fish Hook

It's like a right hook or a left hook, but performed with a limp open hand.

Can be improved if the hand is covered in something vile. Ex. Shit, semen ect.

Tyler hit me with the nastiest fish hook I've ever seen

by Dannyerboi August 2, 2021

Andy's Fishing.

Andy is a tall fleshy creature who stands 15ft tall. He lurks in wooded areas and tropical islands emitting disturbing noises. People have been told to have seen Andy have relationships with long bums and other small fish.

Oh did you see that huge figure in Proserpine yesterday? That was probably Andy's Fishing.

by Andy worship February 15, 2022

discord fish

a way to express shock or utter disappointment

guy 1: hey i ran your kid over with my car sorry
guy 2: discord fish

by im sorry for submitting that February 26, 2022

Golden Fish

A saying for when an opportunity could be disregarded by someone even though it was presented at the perfect moment.

Shaun: If a Golden Fish suddenly jumps up next to you, grab the Golden Fish!

by Guurf June 22, 2021

fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.

"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."

by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021

wick fishing

When Bitcoin takes a huge dump and you panic and sell it all and it ends up just being a long red wick.

Adam: Dude did you buy the latest dip?

Brian: No man, I sold my stack.
Adam: Dude, it's just wick fishing and you got caught!!

by AST1983 October 28, 2019

fish james

Some animal that Urban Dictionary thinks you own and wants you to get a mug for

Buy a mug with __ for your fish James

by Somebody with a computer November 23, 2021