National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

by Docphantom June 26, 2023

Dick Hoppin

When a woman goes from one guy to the next in a short frame of time.

Tyler: "Man that hoe is dick hopping." Tyrone: "I know I hit it last week."

by anonymous June 27, 2023

Suck My Dick

When your Twitter name is avocado and you didn't know that you don't have a dick

@novemberain_exe: suck my Dick. Oops I forgot that I don't have one

by SteelTITAN June 29, 2023

Black dick

Something that white women love a lot

Hey Amy what do you love most in the whole world

Amy: black dick 😊

by Guy with a big black dick June 30, 2023

Dick Dawkins

Look at the fucking shit he just did! He just did it to Dick!

Hym "You see what happened the other day witj Jordan Peterson? He just said that "The Atheists have no good arguments' and then he brings up Dick Dawkins. Right? Dick Dawkins was asked by Alex O'Connor the other day 'Which is the most competent religious debater?' And Dawkins' response was 'I don't think there are any.' You see what he (Jordan Peterson) did there, right? He's just saying the opposite of what Dick Dawkins said! He does it to me too. Destiny kind of alludes to it in their interview. He just says the opposite of whatever anyone says about the religion. I say 'God is a Psychopathic Narcissist' and now he says 'The protesters are psychopathic narcissist!' Dick Dawkins says 'No good argument for God'Jordan just SAYS THE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE WORDS THAT WERE SAID, DAWG! Do you believe that shit!? That's his new thing now. And then he bring up Dick Dawkins not 2 seconds later. Which makes what he's doing even less subtle. He just says the fucking opposite of what people say, just, completely arbitrarily."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2024

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024