where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap
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Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good
Person 1- Nigga WTF......
Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good
Person 1- Nigga WTF......
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