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The Ass-Keteers

A group of close people, just as you would call The Three Musketeers. However, this is a group of asses, so the group is of two, four, and any number other than zero, one or three.
"Look, it's The Ass-Keteers. They're asses.
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Chank ass

When something is of bad quality, poor value, cringe or crusty. Could also be used to refer to a negative mental/physical state.
That guy? He's pretty chank ass.
I am gonna call in sick today, i'm feeling too chank ass...
by Glossyngner July 10, 2021
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Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what
Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp
by GodBanger July 10, 2021
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Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.
Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?
by anonymous July 10, 2021
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Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap
Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......
by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026
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Ass Cannon

That which one's buttocks become after the ingestion of spicy hot chili dogs with extra cheese-kraut
Whoa dude you don't wanna sit behind me, I feel the ass cannon spinning up something serious
by Chunkmastarr January 16, 2026
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Ass Hat Pimp

A man with unearned confidence who, in the middle of absolute chaos, believes he can talk his way into a wild foursom arrangement. Distinguished by poor timing, reckless optimism, and zero self-awareness.
Three girls showed up at Rogers basement apartment and started fighting. Instead of hiding, he tried to calm things down and pitched a group idea. Certified ass hat pimp
by Mind_surgeon January 18, 2026
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