National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

by White Chocolate Wonderful July 8, 2021

The Ass-Keteers

A group of close people, just as you would call The Three Musketeers. However, this is a group of asses, so the group is of two, four, and any number other than zero, one or three.

"Look, it's The Ass-Keteers. They're asses.

by cn,mvjkmrlfterwm,vdnbfegr July 8, 2021

Chank ass

When something is of bad quality, poor value, cringe or crusty. Could also be used to refer to a negative mental/physical state.

That guy? He's pretty chank ass.
I am gonna call in sick today, i'm feeling too chank ass...

by Glossyngner July 10, 2021

Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what

Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp

by GodBanger July 10, 2021

Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.

Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?

by anonymous July 10, 2021

Ass Hat Pimp

A man with unearned confidence who, in the middle of absolute chaos, believes he can talk his way into a wild foursom arrangement. Distinguished by poor timing, reckless optimism, and zero self-awareness.

Three girls showed up at Rogers basement apartment and started fighting. Instead of hiding, he tried to calm things down and pitched a group idea. Certified ass hat pimp

by Mind_surgeon January 18, 2026