Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

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Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

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Huge dick syndrome

When A Caucasian man is referred to as “Big Dawg”

Man 1– “Yeah on the way out of the doctors office he called me Big Dawg”
Shorty — “damnnnnnn, so you got (Huge dick syndrome) how many inches did it grow?”

by anonymous January 15, 2026

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Ozempic Dick

The perceived increase in penis size due to weight loss after taking drugs like Ozempic (semaglutide)

Paul’s feeling all good about himself now that he’s skinny and has that ozempic dick. He got an extra two inches on his dick after taking Ozempic.

by SkankyKranky January 16, 2026

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Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.

Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.

by Mr. Dialogue November 22, 2021

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