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Trade Kill

When two players kill each other at the same time. Most likely caused by the weapons being delayed instant-kills, such as rocket launchers, but can more rarely happen with hitscan weapons (i.e. weapons with no projectile travel time) should the players fire at the EXACT same time. Environmental explosives (e.g. explosive barrels) or being in a heavily damaged vehicle (e.g. rocket launcher vs. car) can increase the likelihood.

In a duel or two-team match where the most kills wins, the trade kill results in no net gain of points since both teams earn a point. However, in the rare case where one more kill will result in victory, even a trade will result in the leading team getting the victory. Some game modes only provide score for kills on certain criteria (e.g. headshots), which will make a net zero-score trade kill harder, if not impossible, to get.
In Halo 3, I saw a dramatic trade kill. Two Choppers from different teams boosted into one another. Since Choppers can even destroy other Choppers with their ram attack, both Choppers blew up and the drivers died.
by The_Epicness9000 June 6, 2021
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Killed the cat

“I killed the cat now their is cum all over my hands 🙌🏿 🐱 all she said after that was meow 😻”
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Camp Kill

having sex with someone you met at camp nobody knows/having sex at camp in general.
Alex got a camp kill this summer
by bigolvirgin September 10, 2012
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killing the widow

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures
Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck
by misterman October 10, 2013
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Trust Kill

n. when two consenting people kill each other in a way that is predetermined. It's like committing suicide but having someone else do it and you do it to them simultaneously.
Reagan: I don't think we're going to get this job, Trevor.

Trevor: Fuck it. Let's just do a trust kill.
by T-Floss May 18, 2012
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Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
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