Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.

1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.

by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022

Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.

"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022

Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.

That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.

by Skatecrete April 1, 2022

Russian

Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"

I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.

by Frank986 April 11, 2022

Russian oreo

When you finish on a girl's forehead/ bridge of her nose, and then black both of her eyes

I gave that chick a Russian oreo

by I'm yo mommas pimp November 4, 2021

Russian

Vodka drinking, Man shooting, Putan loving, having a great national anthem, Meme having whites that love nuking countries

Me: Hey what culture are you

Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that

by Wet-cookie#26 November 11, 2021

The Russian Spin Fuck

When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.

Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!

by darrel harkins March 7, 2022