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Good night hair

The odd phenomenon of your hair looking its very best just before you go to bed. Cousin to "oh no haircut hair," the even odder phenomenon of your hair looking absolutely perfect on the very morning of a haircut appointment.
He stumbled into the bathroom at midnight only to discover, as usual, that he had Good Night Hair.
by Xmarcus April 30, 2009
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hair everywhere but not up there

This usually means someone who's head is balding, or completely bald, but has a huge beard to show that s/he is still capable of growing hair.

It could also mean that someone is bald, but hairy everywhere else. Like they're back, legs and arms. They can often be seen at places where swim suits are worn (like beaches, pools, waterworld).
"Wow that guy has hair everywhere but not up there."
by CutMyWristsAndBlackMyEyes April 2, 2008
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bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)
I think you must be having a bad hair day.
by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2010
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cat poop hair

Used to refer to the horrible dreadlocks of white college kids. See also trustafarian.
Townie #1: Check out that guy with the cat poop hair!
Townie #2: Yeah, I betcha that trustafarian goes to Colorado College.
by Smickey September 8, 2006
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Hair tie Blowjob

When a woman gives a man head and wraps her hair around the base of his penis for additional friction.
Your hair is far too short for a hair tie blowjob!
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poor girl hair

Hair that is tied back in a ponytail, hardened against the head and gelled or hairsprayed.

May look dirty, is wet and slicked back on the head as tight as can be so the wearer looks like her face is being pushed back and emphasizing her less than attractive features.

Done by girls who dont have much money or dont know what else to do with their hair.

The hair will usually be short and spackled onto the skull and held in a ponytail.

Hair is usually accompanied by ratty looking clothes that look like they are going to fall apart at any minute, poor fabric.
look at that poor girl hair on that chick who looks like a bird.
by hoodrat38993 June 28, 2010
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Hair raped

When the lady at Great clips or any other salon or stylist sneeks up behind u and shaves off your hair even after ur protest
Dan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH what the fuck happened to your hair man. it looks like u took a fucking lawnmower to it
Tim: i wish man, the lady at great clips hair raped me
by Livingliberal March 6, 2009
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