Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

ames Charel

You are James Charels and you did the tik tok trend.

Ames Charels : im you.

James Charels : ok.

by Random turkish girl. June 26, 2021

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 6, 2021

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.

Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2026

January 0th, 0000, 00:00 AM

A placeholder for when somebody is born.

person: aww!
baby: *some word*
person inside: I wonder when he was born..
person 2: you stupid or sum? he was born January 0th, 0000, 00:00 AM
filmmaker: CUT!
film designer: dude, that’s a placeholder..

by OnlyAnyCharacter January 29, 2026