When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
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Get the toilet soap mug.when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
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Get the toilet lasagna mug.A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.
Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”
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Get the Skibiti Toilet Day mug.Toilet Rumble is an event in which a group of people go into the nearest bathroom and hang out.
Toilet Rumble also has multiple names for how many people are joining. Said names are: Duo, Trio, Squad, Rumble, Royale, Mania.
There are also other code-names, including Stingy Stalls, Commode Mischief, Universal Urination, Anal Antics, and Latrine Looters.
Toilet Rumble also has multiple names for how many people are joining. Said names are: Duo, Trio, Squad, Rumble, Royale, Mania.
There are also other code-names, including Stingy Stalls, Commode Mischief, Universal Urination, Anal Antics, and Latrine Looters.
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