Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.

The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.

by Shaddicks November 8, 2025

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Country Pirate

Country Pirates are a rare and bold breed, easily identified by the clothes they wear (cowboy hats and pirate boots) and the things they say, like "Yarr haw!" And "howdy me matey."

Cowboy pirate activities:
Horseback sailing, exploring the open plains, enjoying a flask of rum flavored beer with the herd.

Cowboy Pirates can oft be seen wearing bandanas and carabineers, sometimes accompanied by a leather belt and a holstered pistol. But the mark of a true Country Pirate is their loose hipped swagger.

"Country pirates are so aesthetic!"

"Omg country Pirates are such a vibe."

"That man was rugged as a country pirate"

"No one sails bareback like a county pirate!"

"Y'all I wish that country pirate would come shiver me timbers"

by MatthiasVice January 13, 2026

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Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

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Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention

Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.

by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025

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