Jake paul

That YouTuber with herpes

Ew, that's jake paul

by Jake Paul's parents May 4, 2019

Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019

jake suttie

This guy is the biggest faggot you will ever get the opportunity to meet see a duck he’s sucked it. Like even Morgan Freeman hates him he’s so gay and he doesn’t even know him.

Person 1: I saw jake Suttie.
Person 2: Oh that fag, he’s so gay

by Barry micockiner May 13, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick

Girl: woah who’s that?
Boy: I believe that’s Jake over there

by Tyler38929 May 18, 2019

Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan

Damn boy that dude must have a Jake

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Jake

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!

Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”

by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019