December 3

Smack your cousin day

You: hey guess what day it is!
Cousin: December 3?

You: “I like your cut g” *smacks*
Cousin: oww

by December 3 December 2, 2020

December 7

Masturbate in a group video call.

Girl 1: Guy 1, Why it's your phone shaking?
Guy 1: It's December 7.
Girl 1: Oh, sorry then.

by Fr0stblade__ December 7, 2020

December 22

National hang out with a friend day and hug them day. (Also dont forget there christmas present 😉😘)

Its december 22 bitch

by Jejfysiwb f idhehfkebf December 8, 2020

December 21st

When Black people are getting their powers.
Only full breeds

Use your powers on the racist people, or the people you don't like. Maybe even Trump. December 21st

by AziTrendzz December 20, 2020

December 1

The most amazing people are born on this day but they are also annoying!

Omg look at that girl she was born on December 1 she’s amazing but she gets annoying!

by anonymous January 27, 2021

December 38

This day you will finally get some bitches!!! Uh oh! This is not a day! No bitches for you ever😔

You: BRO IT'S DECEMBER 38!!!
Me:...... Gay ass hell

by Urmom'sboobs November 29, 2022

December 17

National give ur best friend bj day

“hey u should give me head as it is national give ur best friend bj day as it is december 17”
“yes i will”

by joaaann December 17, 2021