When you freeze your right thumb in liquid nitrogen, shove it up your own butt, and clench as to shatter your thumb in your butt.
“I lost my right thumb when I was in Iraq.”
“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”
“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”
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