lyn-ass

the most beautiful thing that you could possibly lay your mortal eyes upon, not even the face of god himself could possibly compare to this sight. it grips with the force of 1,000 suns and 23 million black holes all at the same time, it would take king Arthur, Thor, Zeus, Poseidon, Homelander, omni-man, and Hercules pulling at the same time in order to get me to move even a millionth of a millimeter out of it.

YOU KNOW THAT THAT LYN-ASS GRIPS MU BOY!

by LYNUSSYLOVER June 2, 2024

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Faltering ass boundaries

When a females "no"'s mean "yesssss" then turn into real " NO" or even a "stop it I'm serious"

Damn girl you confuse the f*** out of me with your faltering ass boundaries

by DIRTY-D530 June 2, 2024

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Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

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Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.

Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!

by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021

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