Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Mowin On Your Lawn

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.

I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

by Colorado2NYC October 5, 2012

Chill your grill

To tell someone to calm the hell down when they are overly excited for a stupid reason.

"OMG! I totally just invented a new expression!"
response: "Dude, chill your grill!"

by MetalGooseSolid February 14, 2012

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

Dunked your cooter

a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most

Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”

by amxd December 9, 2022

eat your head

When some subject completely consumes your mind.

You cannot allow the horror of this Trumpian Tragedy to eat your head!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Chicken in your plughole

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.

Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!

by It’s_Ok_On_Tuesday April 11, 2021