Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.

Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Ring any belles?

What da horned leader of da "fire -'n' brimstone" afterlife-world --- i.e., "da other place" --- repeatedly asked Don Juan as dozens of said dame-dallier's former-fling-females were paraded past him to see if he could recall their names.

Maybe if Don Juan had actually gone through with one of his many engagements --- i.e., allowed da "wedding bells" to ring --- he would not have had to eventually endure being queried, "Ring any belles?"

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Ringing

When a male takes his penis and "rings" a females breasts by banging it from side to side against her chest.

Dave: "Bro, last night was crazy. I was ringing Jessica like a doorbell!"

Mike: "Wait… you mean you called her?"

Dave: "Nah man, I mean I was ringing her bells, if you know what I mean."

Mike: "You belong in jail."

by skidmarknumber3 March 4, 2025

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple

damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants

by fuckmyswagass May 16, 2023

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated

X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing

by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023