Ask the Moon

The difference, my love, is that your presence sets my eyes aglow; my butterflies rise in a storm, while to you, I am barely a thought.

At dawn, Before I even open my eyes, I’m already thinking of you, smiling, wishing the universe would let me wake up beside you one day.

When beauty touches my life, your name is the first my soul calls; when the day breaks me, it is your voice I ache to fall into.

I long to hear everything about you, your fears, your joys, even the smallest details you’d forget to share with anyone else; a song or picture you'd wanna share, with the moon, the sunset, sunrise or just some cute horses.

I would give you endless embraces, soft kisses, and every tenderness my heart holds.

I call the Moon to witness the depth of what you’ve done to me, how often I think of you, how urgently my heart still reaches out for you. She has watched me through every sleepless night, carrying your name on my lips. Just ask her

And that, my darling, is the truth: you made my heart choose you, and yours never chose Mi...

Ask the Moon, Babe, She'll tell you how i wish to see you, hug you, kiss you and love YOU

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 4, 2025

Moon Ring

The remaining foreskin after a circumcised penis is cut.

The mother decided to save the “moon ring” from her two sons, to make a matching pair of ear rings.

by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025

Hades Moon Womb

The piece of foreskin that remains after a circumcised penis is cut.

With the remaining “Hades Moon Womb,” after her twin son’s circumcisions, the mother decided to make a pair of ear rings.

by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025

Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025

Sailor Moon is coming to visit

Sailor Moon is coming to visit is a very family friendly yet unusual euphemism for a teenage girl’s period.

Hey Miss Marianna, Sailor Moon is coming to visit you!

by Snapper2001 December 23, 2025

"stars, planets, and moons" compliment

I.e., saying dat someone has a "heavenly body".

Slim shapely chick: Every time I go to visit my new boyfriend, he draws tiny images of the Sun and Saturn on my nails while giving me an all-over massage; he says it's his way of giving me a "stars, planets, and moons" compliment regarding my attractive physique.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025