hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Spooky Biscuit

When you cum/ finish on someone's face during the month of October

I was having sex with Katie the other day and I pulled out and gave her a spooky biscuit

by Woman's right to vote cause ww October 11, 2023

derfin biscuit

An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.

Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".

That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!

by Mongo10 October 23, 2023

Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.

I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No

by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023

Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.

"You wanna play fucking Tiddy Biscuit?"

by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023

Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.

"You wanna fuckin play tiddy biscuit?"

by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023