Virgin

Kevin Ballesteros is the true definition of a virgin. When you see him you will always get the godly and most factual representation of a virgin. When you need to reference to someone what a virgin is just point them in the direction of Kevin. Then you will truly understand the meaning of the word.

“Hey? Is that Kevin?”
“Nah dude that’s a virgin, can’t you tell?”

by Jizzlen May 28, 2018

Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)

Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!

by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022

rafan's virginity

yes, it exists

yes, rafan's virginity exists

by im maaad gae August 25, 2022

Virgin

any Discord user that has zero maidens and has an anime profile picture.

“You’re still a virgin?”

“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”

“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”

by Riaaaaaaaaa August 25, 2022

Virgin

Someone who has never had sexual intercourse before, and only watches porn to masturbate.

Bro.. can’t you believe it? Sarah is a virgin. I’d love to get my hands on her

by dojaisaqueen September 1, 2022