Have a meel

Masturbate with a live swamp eel(a kind of round, hairless eel that was mostly used as food ingredient).

-My lord, would you like to have a meel right now?
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!

by Chicnese.com March 26, 2017

have somebody on

to persuade someone that something is true when it is not, usually as a joke

She thought whether he wanted to have somebody on or insane

by saelita April 12, 2017

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

i have no flock

I'm a time waster!

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"

by Kismet Kitten May 20, 2017

you have way to much time

you have to much time get a job

you have way to much time get a job

by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017