february 19th

february 19th is national kick a blonde day. they will never know because they are blonde.

person 1: hey guess what. its

person 2: what does that mean

person 1: february 19th is when you can kick a blonde today!

person 2: okay!

by Mia Soba May 19, 2021

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

No Fingering February

No Fingering February is a challenge to not finger yourself to the whole month, doesn't matter if it's the 29th day of February, you can't finger yourself until March 1st, just like No Nut November ended.

But, No Fingering February is like of No Nut November but, it's very different.
The difference between No Nut November and No Fingering February is just masterbation.

Female 1: OH MY GOD IT'S FEBRUARY!! That means I can't finger myself.. oh..

"She tried to not finger herself during No Fingering February but, she did."

by Rui the Lesbian January 5, 2025

February 23

national griwa day pray 5 times repent i love griwa

Person 1: Hey did you know that its february 23????
Person 2: no way rlly?? im gonna repent rn

by puppetttttt July 30, 2025

February Fellow

Referring to the African American race, those who celebrate the month of black history.

“Those darn February fellows are up to no good again”

by Plebernoni October 20, 2025

FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

YOU MUST DO A PUSH-UP EVERY DAY OF FEBRUARY

BRO YOU READY FOR FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

by CHUCKLE PANTZZ November 1, 2025

Fist-free February

A recovery period where gay men who enjoy being fisted take a month off to heal. This period of time is needed to recover from damage that has accumulated over the prior year, including to organs, membranes, sphincters, and other tissue.

Bob didn't know if he would make it to Fist-free February because by New Year's Day his rectal prolapse already protruded almost 6 inches from his anus and required frequent moisturizing spray. He was also in a lot of pain from bruising to his liver, kidneys and colon. Fist-free February couldn't come soon enough.

by Velvet Tongue January 6, 2026