dirty fucking hoe

someone who beats me in a game
they are evil bitches i hope they died

guy: beats me in a game
me: YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE KILL YOURSELF SCUMBAG

by kashimofeetlicker June 26, 2025

Dirty Combo

When you have a shit, masturbate afterwards and then take a shower

Ight bro Imma do a dirty combo and then we go out

by ofitovi June 27, 2025

Dirty Kelms

A mixed refreshing cocktail that’s made with a splash of club soda, tea and Peach Crown.

“Let me get a round of Dirty Kelms for the guys”

by Benit0_Kamel0 June 27, 2025

Deadlift dirty butthole

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.

I got skids from deadlift dirty butthole.

by asystole June 28, 2025

Dirty Mo

The art of running a butt hole while enjoying a fish supper.

Fancy coming round babe? Ordered a chippy and can get a Dirty Mo going

by Troymck June 29, 2025

Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025

Dirty Cylo

A Dirty Cylo is when you take too much Benadryl, see the hat man, realize you accidentally took Viagra, and then proceed to make sweet, sweet love to a scarecrow in the abandoned Silo that's probably infested with all the demons your grandmother couldn't be bothered to exorcise- instead throwing the Ouija Boards she used down the hatch- which probably explains why the old toilet seat your buttcheeks are sitting on has been scribbled with sharpie to look like an Ouija board (because buying the real deal every weekend gets expensive). And instead of getting an STD from making sweet, sweet, passionate love to the scarecrow, you get infested with numerous demons- of which one is named George- who happened to be inhabiting the scarecrow you made sweet, sweet love to. And now he wants waffle fries, because of course he does.

"Hey man, should I go see a doctor or an exorcist after the Dirty Cylo I had last weekend?"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 2, 2025