you sausage

a word that people in the UK use when they are mad or done with something they don't want

you sausage

by cheeseburgers ahhhhhhh March 7, 2022

nob sausage

1.what gays ask for in bed when they are with women.

2.Insult

1."where's that nob sausage i asked for...ur not the nob sausage ur the work of satan."

2."u nob sausage"

by rick January 13, 2004

Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021

Not a sausage

This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.

Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage

by Confusedbloke January 29, 2021

Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021