weed

get you blowed lets smoke weed none zodiac related

rolling up weed

by Coalmining49 December 15, 2025

Weeding glasses

To see in between my highs.( Like reading between the lines)

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.

by Pockets420 December 24, 2025

Weed

The best shit humans have discovered
Something that fucks you up without actually fucking you up

Chill out Tyrone my nigga smoke some weed

by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head January 4, 2026

Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.

Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.

by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026

Weed Water

THC infused seltzer.

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party

by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Weed

The cure to cancer. Soon to be classified as a legal medicine

I am prescribing you an oz of weed for you migraines

by weedisnotbad November 23, 2021