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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
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Waffles

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!
by the og three May 12, 2023
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Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit
I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.
by Rubylulu May 17, 2023
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Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).
Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!
by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023
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waffling

extreme stupidity and loosing braincells at the same time
when Ryder is waffling to Caleb and everyone is losing braincells and shooting themselfs in the brain
by ShufflesJohnson September 14, 2023
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white girl waffle

a waffle containing pumpkin spice flavoring. typically consumed by white college women.
Girl 1: Hey bitch, have you tried the white girl waffle?

Girl 2: Yes queen, it made my pussy quiver so hard!
by lucasssssss September 17, 2023
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