pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.

After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 12, 2016

Seal Slap

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.

"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"

by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011

slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".

I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.

by Hannah July 17, 2004

slap happy

laughing in such an uncontrollable way that if your friend was to slap you in the face it wouldnt phase you. also, if one becomes "slap happy" it is extremely difficult for those surrounding him to control their laughter.

1. when john wasnt looking, i took a drink of his cup and when he finally noticed 10 minutes later, i became slap happy.

2. hey rich, i'm fucking slap happy. (rich in turn becomes slap happy)

by porpoise September 27, 2005

jap slap

Coming from old war movies wherein the American Soldier is being interrogated by the Chinks... basically as the American soldier starts to say something he is backhanded... This repeats until he emotionally breaks down...This word also comes to mind when i think about some of the stuff jessica simpson says... The other thing that comes to mind when i think about Jessica is hot steamy sex.

Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎ"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎ"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
etc etc

by Jap Slap June 25, 2004

danza slap

slapping your biotch with your penis after you bust a nut

When she was done giving me a hummer, I gave her a Danza Slap to show her who's the boss.

by JasonStillwell February 4, 2003