by wheresmybflol June 28, 2022
Get the coco cream puff mug.When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".
by Timhub March 1, 2022
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Get the cream arse fucker mug.So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.
by Captain Duder March 23, 2009
Get the Cream Cheese Baby mug.by David Chicago February 9, 2017
Get the biting ice cream mug.An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.
by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011
Get the Human Expresso with cream mug.The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011
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