shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen

my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later

by lisha666 November 6, 2020

burger junkie

someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!

i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!

steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!

joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!

i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!

by michael foolsley August 6, 2012

dog burgers

A hamburger cut in half placed in a hot dog bun.

Holy shit! All we have are hot dog buns. Dammit. Dog burgers then, so be it.

by turch August 7, 2013

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

Goin Burger

Goin' Burger (Verb) goh-ing bur-ger -

Origin - 2012 - Present Day. Discovered While Skeed Using Ebonics To Communicate.

The Act Of Doing Something Very Good, Being A FUCKING Beast At Whatever You Are Doing At The Time.

Derived From The Acronym Goin' Ham.

Synonyms - Eatin, Beastin, Ham, Savage, And Going Off.

Damn, I Was Goin Burger On Them Bunz Last Night Bro.

by Cmo0o February 1, 2012

Burger Hole

Anything located behind Dick's, Dick's restaurants or otherwise.

Ex 1: Let's go over to A Burger Hole, its right behind Dick's.

Ex2: Your burger hole is located approximately two inches behind your dick.

by L-Sauce January 3, 2012

Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.

Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!

by bhoj March 28, 2011