Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

Pissing in the bucket

An insulting expression used to signify the insignificance of someones argument/opinion/ insult. Essentially communicating that they are just talking piss which isn't getting through to you its just going into a theoretical bucket which you couldn't care less about. Can be used to either escalate a conflict or end it its this versatile nature of the phrase which i enjoy most.

Could be used in a number of phrases

"Mate your just pissing in the bucket"

"Stop in pissing the bucket mate back off"

"alright look mate all your doing is pissing in the bucket so i'm leaving"

"Mate your a fucking dog"

"Keep on pissing in the bucket cunt"

by Peter Lalor September 14, 2021

Bucket ride

Bucket ride is lacking a brain.

Ally and Broden bucket ride.

by …….@.@.@… September 17, 2021

Slop Bucket

A small water carting appliance imitating a bulk water

Ahhhh shit this ain’t a job for a slop bucket

by Pineapplereciever1 September 18, 2021

Bucket

A Female or Male who slept with the whole squad

“Dont date her/him she’s/he’s a bucket thats gross”

by Ange111 September 18, 2021

Bucket

A Bucket is when someone is good at basketball and different in his own way

Kobe was a bucket

by The real bucket September 25, 2021

Beat you into a bucket of chicken

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.

You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!

by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021