Tree magnet

A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.

"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."

by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019

Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)

Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 28, 2018

sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.

Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

by the_crazy_alien May 29, 2018

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out

Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!

by T town April 5, 2018