Ethan Page

The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.

Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.

by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021

Ethan

The most amazing guy you will ever meet is a Ethan he is loyal, handsome, nice he is also a very mature person. A Ethan is great to day or have as a friend because he is very cool and chill.

Who's that? You don't know him thats ethan!

by @$h!3y November 21, 2021

Ethan

The type of white boy with the huge dong.

Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .

by I poop a poop November 21, 2021

ethan

is not gay

ethan ur not gay

by njnjnjknjkbjkbnkhjn November 2, 2021

Ethan

Commonly associated with being pretty stubborn. Even when he knows he's wrong he always thinks he is right. Ethan is highly likely to make fun of you on a daily basis and main categories he aims to get at are: Height, any form of action or words. Apart from being a bit of a child, he can still can be nice *SOMETIMES*(I emphasise this for various reasons most Ethan's tend to know already). The times he's actually nice you can stay up laughing about the funniest things, watch films where he has to make a comment every single second and has a very nice personality. An ethan tends to both have a tough side and a soft side and it becomes very easy to differentiate the two personalities.

Ethan is great guy...hold onto an ethan like that, definitely crazy journey, but its worth it

THNANK YOU ETHANNN, I LOVE YOU!!!!

by PATD_my g November 2, 2021

Ethan

friend that’s got a hot smile and can get mad super easily. Super hot, good mood most of the time, and jokes with you. Besides that he’s nicer in person than online but regardlesss kinda mean smh. He can get political, or just shitpost. he helps you with work and gets shipped with you by like everyone.

is that ethan??

Yeah hes so hot but sometimes annoying

by Yourmom1010101 November 3, 2021

Ethan

ETHAN NEEDS A JANIYAH THEY ARE A PERFECT MATCH.

Get urself a friend Ethan he is cute and a really cool guy. Everybody likes Ethan, he is a great friend to have

guy:*silent and feels kinda down*

Ethan:Hey bro how are you?

Guy:*feels so much better*

by eggward29 November 5, 2021