bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Dude-ski

A word that can be used in ANY situation in replacement of an actual sentence.

GUY 1- Walks into friend's house holding an ax.

GUY 2- "Dude-ski ?" meaning, are you going to kill me with that ax?

GUY 1- "Dude-ski" meaning, yeah i am.

GUY 2- "Duuuuuuuuuude-ski !!!!!!!!!!!!" meaning, help me.

by 024pghpat April 6, 2022

All Will Smith on a dude

To slap someone in public

Will Smith went all Will Smith on a dude at the oscars

by It’s random my dude April 13, 2022

Rock Dude

Slowest in the Mario Kart community, twerks ass, and has the shittiest lines known to man. Often known for backing his own teammates and indiving shock.

"Stop being so fucking slow Rock Dude!"

"Sorry, i play on wii wheel."

by gamercreeper999 April 16, 2022

Dude Food

Food that only dudes or “dudettes” eat.

Or

The type of lesbians that you wonder why they’re with the hot chick.

Yo! Let me get some of that dude food!

Or

How did she land someone so hot?
She’s in it for the “Dude Food”.

by Hatter34 April 19, 2022

Dude

A dude is a hair on an elephants butt

Don’t be a dude

by Froggyfrog-MILFS42 December 10, 2020

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020