Turkey's Honor

Have you ever asked yourself what Turkey's think of Thanksgiving? Well I'm here to answer that question. You should not feel guilty about eating them. They're not afraid of death. For a Turkey, dying to us to become a Thanksgiving meal, is the greatest honor of all. They love it! It is a great honor for a Turkey to be chosen on Thanksgiving. They are celebrated with a hero's death and they go out like a national hero. So, you should not feel bad for eating meat on Thanksgiving. Turkey's Honor.

Turkey "Turkey's Honor!"
Human "Turkey's Honor!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 26, 2025

Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit

Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster

by Body duck December 3, 2025

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Turkey chaser

A honry femboy male man who tends to only get into a relationships with pregnant women but the relations go nowhere so he continues to date women who currently have a turkey in the oven

Eric - lol did you hear about ricky hes dating fucking becky bitch from joli bees now Ha! Unreal
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?

Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

Turkey

Can mean to be high out of your mind or to refer to a girls large bottom (her butt)

“Bro I’m so Turkey rn, I can feel my heart beat”
“Damn girl your shit turkey”

by RedRyan January 12, 2026