Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

phone it

talk otp/ phone call

"do you want to phone it?"

by valentinenyc March 2, 2023

bless yo sneaky link phone day

bless your sneaky link phone

“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone”

by ytdilidee June 3, 2024

the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

Get Moley on your phone

You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat

*Laughs*
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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024

The Phone

When you are being investigated through your phone by, you guessed it, law enforcement; ie the Coast Guard.

He doesn’t know they are following through the phone.
What do you mean? Yeah they spoof the number and the iTunes account syncs.

by Cats are all gray now July 13, 2024