Jacob Johnson

A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective

You look like such a jacob johnson right now.

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.

-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah

by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023

Jacob-Ferron

A word to refer to someone when they are a decent person. For example calling someone Jacob-Ferron as a way to compliment them. (Slang within Doncaster)

"Alright Jacob-Ferron / Alright Mate"

by Pooloo476 December 19, 2023

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.

In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)

by joeep333 August 11, 2023