caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.

"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "

by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020

Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").

When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"

by The Keeper of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2011

Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain

Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Sea Fairy Cookie

rare

sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging lesbian with a 0.0314% chance to even obtain her, So rare that i will have a partner before i get to look at her, So rare that i will stopped doing ur mom before i get her, so rare that in all my time of playing Cookie Run Kingdom, i have never got her

terrance:"Hey Bob, have you gotten Sea Fairy Cookie yet?
Bob:"No"

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.

"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."

by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023

Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.

"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."

by CornHustler March 12, 2023