ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.
Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?
Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
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This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.
This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.
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my insta is Yeonjunfoot and yes I'm a kpop Stan so if you have something against it please don't bother following me!
send me a message and btw my account is private.
like this thingy or whateva is called the like button I guess🥲 so ik that you wanna vent!
please don't hesitate im friendly!!
my insta is Yeonjunfoot and yes I'm a kpop Stan so if you have something against it please don't bother following me!
send me a message and btw my account is private.
like this thingy or whateva is called the like button I guess🥲 so ik that you wanna vent!
please don't hesitate im friendly!!
by just want some space...:((( November 27, 2021
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Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.
Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
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