Twitter

the place where a bunch of grown fucking adults cry about stupid shit and try to cancel others.

Person 1: I like the color red.
Twitter: HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS A COMMUNIST LETS CANCEL HIM!!

by Breakfast Man March 21, 2021

Twitter

a place for gay people, stans (or both) to be offended at literally anything in existance

Jesus christ Twitter makes me want to kill myself

by bitzel April 4, 2021

Twitter

A platform where you can troll,Harass and be a pain! also you can tweet offensive stuff!
the backround information on this. Backround Information:Twitter is one of the most toxic platforms on the Internet. As it receives heavy trolling, hate, harassment, and verbal abuse through tweets. The feature of limited character count that makes the platform unique, is also the reason that makes it so toxic.

This Toxic Person must use twitter
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by YoutubeYT June 7, 2022

Twitter

A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.

People on twitter are pieces of shit.

by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022

Twitter

The media app for people who are currently in a mental hospital.

Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-

Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw

Twitter.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 5, 2021

Twitter

Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.

Higher.... Higher..... for christ sake higher your still licking my twitter!

by poostix December 11, 2009

Twitter

A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.

see also Facebook status

Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.

Man 2: No, and I never will.

Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!

Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.

Man 1: ...

by sevenoddseven December 26, 2010