become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 5, 2021

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Thor

A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.

Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest

by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021

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Thor stans

Annoying arse people who think that Th0r can beat wonder woman in a fight, sexist and sometimes homophobic and racist. overall definition: arseholes

th0r flop stan: thor solos fav, MID!

anyone with decent knowledge: shut ur fat arse up #BOSSED
th0r flop stan: UGH!! I'm LEAVING! YOU *random slur*

anyone with decent knowledge: fuck you arsehole! Thor stans don't know shit
- by Jugirlb

by Jugirlbs July 2, 2022

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Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

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The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022

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