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Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021
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Tesla

The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.
Third grader: I want a Tesla!
Parent: no I can’t afford rent
by MilkyStar December 2, 2021
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Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024
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Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.
Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.
by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021
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