sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 16, 2019

Sparkle jockey

A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.

Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.

by Mrski September 19, 2016

Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

sparkle shine

Where you and your friends have talked about a situation where you'll end up going to jail and you significant others best friend will have to bail you out of jail

Her and i went to jail and he had to bail us out cause we got caught in the act if sparkle shine

by Lexi lorenzen September 25, 2020

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 25, 2011

Sparkle of fireflies

Plural Form for a group of fireflies

A sparkle of fireflies it’s like a barrel of monkeys or an epiphany of dolphins or a murder of crows or an unkindness of ravens

by Bambi barrister July 2, 2022

sparkling wiggler

A derogatory term commonly used to describe a sexually active African American female.

"I'm just heading down to the corner of 3rd and Colfax to meet up with some Sparkling Wigglers."

by BonafideRealOne April 19, 2022