The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc

Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet

by BallsasaurusFlex December 9, 2017

seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex

"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."

by Ostriana December 17, 2018

Chia Seed

The average white, vegan, school shooter, cross-country runner.

GARY STOP BEING SUCH A CHIA SEED MUNCHER

by Chia Monster March 15, 2023

li seed

Li seed is another word for a big or peanut head.

Waddup li seed😂.

by Bracefacelonlon January 20, 2023

pathetic seed

Nagito Komaeda's ejaculate, which he describes how he describes how he describes himself frequently

Do you want my pathetic seed?

by rawbussy69 February 17, 2023

hide and seed

a sexualised version of the children's game "hide and seek", the seeker must find the hider and once found the seeker cums inside them
this game is best played in your own house naked

Person 1: wanna play some hide and seed?
Person 2: sure i'd love to, i'm gonna hide
Person 2: hides
Person 1: 3, 2, 1...
Person 1: ready or knot here i cum

by Arstotzka69420 September 3, 2023