puckering

To excessively post drama on Facebook or other social media and the excitement causes your anal cavity to clench.

The number of people fighting on Katies Facebook post surely has her puckering.

by lavenderlady May 28, 2020

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pucker pudding

Shit. Matter that comes from your pucker hole.

"I just walked across my lawn and stepped in a pile of your asshole dog's pucker pudding."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

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cop-pucker

Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is 💯 a law enforcement stranger!

Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af

Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred

Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!

by Savannah La June 19, 2020

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tRUMPster-Pucker-Upper

Trump allies and supporters who continue to stay loyal, kissing Donald Trump's ass by supporting his disastrous authoritarian mentality and Administration for seemingly NO valid reasons.

"I tell'ya Tom... I can't figure out after everything that's transpired, why there are any tRUMPster-Pucker-Uppers still supporting him... it's daunting?"

by A.Dodger June 21, 2020

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Duck Pucker

Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."

I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.

by Carotid November 1, 2020

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